nineyearoldspacegandalf: simpusimpu: magneticturtlenecks: #oh little hand #sweet little hand #I love you so much #but in a minute I’m really going to hate you #why? #because you’re going to grow into a me-shaped man with me-shaped memories and you’re going to put on a better looking suit and come whisk away my woman #the woman I JUST GOT BACK #but because you’re so fucking retarded and want to destroy everything #I’m going to have to leave MY WOMAN with YOU because you’re human and need looking after and she is apparently the only person in the universe who can make me better #I could have given you to Martha #I’m sure she would have LOVED THAT #but nope #I gave you to Rose #WHY DID I DO THAT? #and if I had just said OH HEY ROSE I LOVE YOU she would have been kissing me instead #but nooooo #and then I ANGST’D SO FUCKING HARD THAT I ENDED UP DYING AND REGENERATING INTO AN 900 YEAR OLD CHILD #but that’s okay because he’s pretty cool #BUT BASICALLY LITTLE HAND #this is all your fucking fault #have horrible dreams I hate you Wow, this show is kinda fucked up. You just realised? Funny stuff right here.
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#oh little hand #sweet little hand #I love you so much #but in a minute I’m really going to hate you #why? #because you’re going to grow into a me-shaped man with me-shaped memories and you’re going to put on a better looking suit and come whisk away my woman #the woman I JUST GOT BACK #but because you’re so fucking retarded and want to destroy everything #I’m going to have to leave MY WOMAN with YOU because you’re human and need looking after and she is apparently the only person in the universe who can make me better #I could have given you to Martha #I’m sure she would have LOVED THAT #but nope #I gave you to Rose #WHY DID I DO THAT? #and if I had just said OH HEY ROSE I LOVE YOU she would have been kissing me instead #but nooooo #and then I ANGST’D SO FUCKING HARD THAT I ENDED UP DYING AND REGENERATING INTO AN 900 YEAR OLD CHILD #but that’s okay because he’s pretty cool #BUT BASICALLY LITTLE HAND #this is all your fucking fault #have horrible dreams I hate you

Wow, this show is kinda fucked up.

You just realised?

Funny stuff right here.

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